Dear lord Michelle Marsh is running topless down the beach. If it were nearly any other woman on the planet, save Star Jones, it would be hot. But those "fun"-bags are like sacks of wet meat your step-dad is about to slug you with.

"Stars Are Blind" remade by a sexy fake-Paris into an "autobiographical" story about going to jail. She gets cozy with the sheriff! Oh yeah!

NSFW: Judd Apatow's new movie starring George Michael from Arrested Development. I'm wetting myself with anticipation

George Lucas got treated to Conan O'Brien's rehashing of some beloved Star Wars characters. We thought they were funny, George, how come YOU didn't??

When you're in another galaxy and there's a Wookie in the passenger's seat beside you, don't drive drunk!

Peter's up to his old antics again, as he stars as a Tetris puzzle piece.

This guy works on porn sets. Let's just say he's my idol.

I always wondered why candy bars make me horny for gay porn. Now I know.

Booble.com supposed tried to buy SuperBowl airtime to play this commercial. They were mercilessly shot down.

Jim Carrey stars as the over-th-top lifeguard, to Will Ferrell's hot-tub-swimmer-in-trouble.

"Return of the Jedi" returns to the small screen as an old-timey silent film. Slapstick-tastic!

Don’t miss our tips for getting the perfect gamer gifts this holiday season, featuring Special Guest Star: S&M Santa! Ho, ho, holy crap it’s some boobs!

Jessica Alba, Topher Grace and Flava Flav star in this award-worthy promo for the '06 Mtv Movie Awards.

Watching stormtroopers perform the Star Wars theme song has always been a fantasy of mine. Finally, some 3D artist has made this fantasy a reality.

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day!

The future of downloading porn is HERE, NOW!

Like everything cool, this TV show was produced by Pharrell. He IS a huge Star Trek fan!

Watch the witty fat kid buy porn mags and booze with his fake IDs. These people are stupid.

This guy thought he could be in Full Metal Jacket. Now he just stars on the internets!!!

Stephen Colbert in an epic battle with an internet fan favorite. Who will win?