Star Trek is no longer for dorks! It's for dorks who like boobs and The Hills.

We don't know what to say about peeps who love balloons this much. Watch at your own peril.

This is either really fake or really freaking awesome. Maybe it's both!

First Jello-O Pudding pops and now this. Bill Cosby has lost his mind.

Animal cruelty or animal hilarity? Either way we win.

Hear what happens when you isolate Britney Spears' vocal track. Or not because it might damage your ears.

We're trying to figure out if the inclusion of a handicapped wheel chair man makes this the worst or best fight scene ever. What do you think?

Whenever a guy asks you to fight in a ring using no gloves or other protective gear, just say No.

Who's a better Joker? Jack Nicholson's or Heath Ledger?

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...or America operating at full potential.

Mankind has almost achieved its final purpose, a porn video game. We eagerly await the release of “Gorgasm: The Legend of Dong Slayer", Mr. Jordan.

Which Verne Troyer appearance is more offensive, Love Guru or this? Discuss.

Apparently the teleprompter needs to tell him when to breath or he really doesn't like his co-anchor.

George Lucas is always fond of replacing people with machines, sorry Mr. Williams.

Basically you shouldn't take drugs on a date unless you're over 40, then a blue pill or two probably won't hurt.

Clearly this guy is just fed up with pulling all the weight in a communist society or something, (It's Just Not Fair!).

Featuring from pretty much every viral star of the last two years.

Does that make it easier or even more infuriating?

When using the number 69, never say 69 slacks, 69 sacks, or talk about your '69 sax, we'll always assume you said sex.