They can report death totals from war and brutal rape homicides with a straight face but zombies are more than a news anchor can handle.

The Nintendo Wii has been out for how long now? Haven't we learned that if you're old and have a camera pointed at you, you should probably not being playing with the Wii? In these circumstances, you can never win.

Ugh. We identify too much with this. Too much. We are crying right now. Crying. We hope you, too, can feel his pain if you're not fat. Today, we're all fat kids.

These South Korean soccer fans have serious skills...they managed to do this, not by holding up cards, but with their clothing.

Yes, you can just call this rape if you want to.

They are so adorable and greedy we want to punch them in the face.

You thought Juaquin Pheonix was bad, you got to check some of these out!

A moment of silence, please, as we honor Pam Anderson and the celebrities who followed in her (stretched out) footsteps with this tribute to celebrity sex tapes.

It's funny how certain athletes dominate in every aspect of their sport...except good sportsmanship. Check out this collection of death threats, sucker punches, and riots, to see for yourself.

Don't laugh. We're all obsessed with Vanessa Hudgens.

Listen if you will to this man completely butchering one of the greatest songs ever recorded by a band with a drummer who has a silly name, Nothing Else Matters by Metallica.

With all the camera's around them, you'd think celebrities would be careful not to trip. But we've got the video to show, famous people fall.

One man, especially one who is British, should never have so much power over a female. It's just unethical. Like, spread the wealth, dude. There are other guys who want girls to go crazy over them, too, ya know.

Panic Bear is mighty scared of the Lion Cub! Watch his face fill with terror as the lion gets in his face!

She was asking for it, right? RIGHT, GUYS!?! RIGHT!?! WHO'S WITH ME? *crickets*

Jerri Blank from Strangers with Candy is the one girl we would never, ever bang. Fun fact! Here are the 10 trashiest quotes from the cult show.

Filipino prisoners have choreographed what just might be the largest performance of Michael Jackson's Thriller. But the real scary part is the male inmate playing the "female" lead. Creepy hair!

That kid could should be sent to slammer for beating his buddy. Or just given the death penalty. Kids just can't get away with this anymore.

If you ever stand next to Lebron James, expect him to kill you with his farts.

You could really get away with a lot during the 80s.