For when you don't want yo ho to know yo by the phone.

Evangeline Lily used to do commercials for a phone-date hotline. It makes unemployed insomniac TV-addicts seem less... desperate. No, not really.

This is a tear jerker...and a heart warmer. It's a remarkable phone call from a 12-yr-old boy to a Houston radio station.

Microsoft is a pretty popular punching bag these days in i-culture. Luckily while apple fanboys make these videos, Bill can dry his tears in his sacks of money.

Next time your car runs out of gas or your tire goes flat, screw AAA. Pull out your phone and dial a Mershaq.

A small string quartet plays in an outdoor café – and pwns a guy on the phone!

This guy "hacked" a Coke machine with his cell phone, making it dispense quarters and free water – but then revealed his trick!

What happens when you leave for the weekend and your friends happen to have 60 phone books laying around? Why THIS VIDEO, of course!

Because what you say and where you say it... sometimes people jump to the wrong conclusion, and you get your ass kicked.

Some generous BFF of Lindsay's recorded a bathroom stall coke-binge with her on her camera phone! Finally recorded evidence of what we already knew in our hearts.

Some schmuck was able to take camera-phone footage of the shooting this morning. He's lucky he survived.

Everybody loves crank calls! Watch & listen as a telemarketer gets served!

How do you get phone calls when you're only wearing a towel??

A dude calls a restaurant and pretends he's Christopher Walken. Hilarity ensues.