Yes, you can just call this rape if you want to.

Here is definitive proof that the Meg White Sex Tape is real. To all you doubters out there -- you're wrong.

A moment of silence, please, as we honor Pam Anderson and the celebrities who followed in her (stretched out) footsteps with this tribute to celebrity sex tapes.

Come get'em, ladies. They and their mustaches are waiting for you!

In addition to saying no to smoking, drugs, alcohol and sex, you should say no to After School Specials.

On Mother's Day watch some of the worst celebrity parents ever caught on tape. You'll be grateful yours aren't famous.

Celebrities lucky enough to be parodied on South Park (Kanye West, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears), are awesome...or idiots.

Paris Hilton, Amy Winehouse, Lindsay Lohan and the other celebrities stupid enough to be filmed taking drugs.

I guess if you're rich and famous you have lots of love to give.

We'll gladly promote the douchecicles at PETA if they continue to show hot women making sex with vegetables.

Some celebrities will do anything to get in the spotlight, including Shrek. Yes, it’s the sex tape you’ve all been waiting for – The Shrek Sex Tape.

It’s the video you’ve all been waiting for: The Britney Spears Sex Tape. Liquid Generation’s got the exclusive footage that nobody else has. Don’t you feel lucky? It’s sexy time!

Which Verne Troyer appearance is more offensive, Love Guru or this? Discuss.

People get laid wearing JCPenny who knew?

When using the number 69, never say 69 slacks, 69 sacks, or talk about your '69 sax, we'll always assume you said sex.

Paris Hilton should be held at least partially responsible.

Gary Coleman has physical difficulties with sex, who would've guessed that?

Proposal, you know how England shipped all its convicts to Australia? Maybe we can ship all our useless celebs to Turkey.

If you're keeping track at home, Paris Hilton was denied a ticket to the Oscars, Gary Busey was given free reign.

Ladies, if you don't want to give your man what he really wants for Valentine's Day (Sex) at least get him a mandle.