The Nintendo Wii has been out for how long now? Haven't we learned that if you're old and have a camera pointed at you, you should probably not being playing with the Wii? In these circumstances, you can never win.

In addition to saying no to smoking, drugs, alcohol and sex, you should say no to After School Specials.

Proof that Blue lives!

Thank God there is always a camera rolling at middle school orchestra recitals, that way the child is traumatized for life and not just a minute.

Before you just pass this video up because it features an ugly, out of shape mom shaking her junk in a Spring Break bikini contest, let me just warn you - it's hilarious.

This is your brain when it's 7-years-old and high as a kite.

Nobody can jam to Paul Wall like this little 4-year-old. Nobody!

3-year-old Sarah Palin loves to hunt cute little wolves from helicopters.

Here's a German teacher stripping for some of her high school students. She should be promoted, not fired.

How is Suzanne Summers' crotch not mummified by now? Isn't she like 300-years-old yet?

Is this real of just some really great GTA IV viral marketing?

How does Gary Busey interact with a cute innocent girl? The same way he acts with everyone, like a crazed psychopath who might just be a genius.

Like to see her try to explain all that business about the Trade Federation vs the Galactic Senate.

The Grammys like the Oscars, give old artists awards they deserved years ago. Last night Herbie Hancock finally gained the recognition he deserved for this performance in '85.

Will Ferrell's new movie answers the age-old question, would you watch a movie about Ron Burgundy playing minor league basketball? What if we got you drunk first?

Haven't seen those tactics busted out since the high school gymnasium.

This is a tear jerker...and a heart warmer. It's a remarkable phone call from a 12-yr-old boy to a Houston radio station.

Tracy Morgan is a non-stop comedic genius; he combines the jokes of a 12 year old with the delivery of an alcoholic like no other.

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, the ipod was introduced to a high school auditorium of nerds. It was a simpler time when iphone=poser meant nothing.

Geraldo, 9 year old witness, Fox News, Anna Nicole Smith, Clown Makeup, its the perfect storm of journalism.