Takes down another blonde.

Life in South Park is hard. Just look at some of the residents and visitors who have attempted suicide. Of course, being South Park, not even a bullet to the head can stop some of these characters.

Of course, the dog sits there and tolerates it.

Graffiti artist Banksy did the opening sequence for last weeks episode of 'The Simpsons.' Of course, he managed to incorporate the darker side of consumer culture.

Amazing time on the obstacle course.

Of course, by "jolliest" we mean "fattest." Or "hilarious." They are so intertwined it really doesn't matter.

Also with sandals on his hands, for extra protection of course.

Weird but par for the course with this guy.

Proof that the squirrel the in your backyard will do pretty much anything to steal food from your bird feeder.

Pop-schlock fake-punk Canadian Avril Lavigne is a hack, of course. Here's the proof! She totally ripped off Peaches.

Clever kids build a loop-de-loop on a train track... and it works! Of course they aren't American :(

It's actually a prairie dog. And he comes from Japan – of course!

What happens when you leave for the weekend and your friends happen to have 60 phone books laying around? Why THIS VIDEO, of course!

What happens when you replace a hallway with a bathroom? Why, hilarity, of course!

You remember this song, but do you remember the video? Of course not. Watch it and then try to get the song out of your head while pounding edd nog shooters with your grampa.