This will surely not get a girl pregnant. Nor will it get you a girlfriend, laid, or anything else you can possibly want.

Usually weddings are boring. Not this one.

In honor of 'New Moon,' we've decided to put together a list that showcases just how sexy vampires can be.

For such a small country, Italy has produced many of the modorn greats in horror. Not for the faint of heart, but definitely worth checking out.

The Nintendo Wii has been out for how long now? Haven't we learned that if you're old and have a camera pointed at you, you should probably not being playing with the Wii? In these circumstances, you can never win.

If you have big boobs, you might need to put something between them that gives them support. It's a great, totally sexy idea! Not really!

Ugh. We identify too much with this. Too much. We are crying right now. Crying. We hope you, too, can feel his pain if you're not fat. Today, we're all fat kids.

These South Korean soccer fans have serious skills...they managed to do this, not by holding up cards, but with their clothing.

There's some strong evidence that Stewie may be gay. He may also a virgin until Fran, but these clips suggest Fran might not be his type.

Quentin Tarantino is the king of cool. Here are his ten coolest characters, that you may not remember.

Thank God there is always a camera rolling at middle school orchestra recitals, that way the child is traumatized for life and not just a minute.

Ralph Wiggum may not be a main character on The Simpsons, but he certainly has some of the funniest lines. Watch this video and see how many times you laugh at what he says.

Nope, this is the scariest bass player ever!

With all the camera's around them, you'd think celebrities would be careful not to trip. But we've got the video to show, famous people fall.

We always said the Japanese were talented, if not a little crazy. Here are 10 best Anime TV shows ever.

So you think you've seen all of Michael Jackson's versions of the music video "Thriler" huh? Well you're not even close.

Nothing like a girl on girl fight to make a horrible movie watchable. And sexy!

These are the 10 sexiest animated women you'd bone in a heartbeat were it physically possible.

You could really get away with a lot during the 80s.

If you're going to dress up as Spider-Man, make sure you're as tough as Spider-Man and not a total douchenozzle.