Some guys cry like girls -- not because they were kicked in the gonads -- but because they *don't* have any gonads.

Here's a German teacher stripping for some of her high school students. She should be promoted, not fired.

It's like a sexy snuff film.

Strangers are not your friend. To make sure kids know they’re never to talk to strangers, Simon Loki has this instructional video for them to watch.

It’s the video you’ve all been waiting for: The Britney Spears Sex Tape. Liquid Generation’s got the exclusive footage that nobody else has. Don’t you feel lucky? It’s sexy time!

If you ever want to make bread, you might want to avoid all the weird dancing and just stick to the baking.

Obvious gay jokes aside. Clay Aiken is gay and America should start to deal with it.

Even if you hate cats like I do, you will not be able to fall in love with these little buggers!

We really can't blame Obama for not knowing how many states are in the U.S because we're always drunk and don't know anything, really.

Hear what happens when you isolate Britney Spears' vocal track. Or not because it might damage your ears.

This isn't weird at all. We always orgasm when opening new gadgets.

Gymnastic Olympic Alicia Sacramone is not only really hot, she can kick your little ass.

How is Suzanne Summers' crotch not mummified by now? Isn't she like 300-years-old yet?

It's not legendary until George Michael reenacts it.

Bad costumes and techno are not exactly the way to convince us that burgers are not delicous.

Reality TV is a lot like summer camp without the friendships.

He's apologizing for the effect his sport has on global warming, not his inability to control his car.

Note to dudes, definitely do not put your cellphone near your junk.

Basically you shouldn't take drugs on a date unless you're over 40, then a blue pill or two probably won't hurt.

Clearly this guy is just fed up with pulling all the weight in a communist society or something, (It's Just Not Fair!).