You'd think these guys would be more professional but NO.

If only this were in theaters instead of another installment of Saw.

Here is definitive proof that the Meg White Sex Tape is real. To all you doubters out there -- you're wrong.

This police dog should be put to sleep he's so bad.

In addition to saying no to smoking, drugs, alcohol and sex, you should say no to After School Specials.

When Michael Jackson died, his soul went into this small child. The kid is now a very talented...but hopefully headed down a different path. Say No to Propofol!!!!

He's going to be addicted to crack and hookers in a couple of months, no doubt about it.

Finally, Martin Luther King's dream of having a furniture for both white and b lack people has become a reality.

If the people that worked at Wendy's really were this cool than we'd have no problem eating their for the rest of our lives.

Star Trek is no longer for dorks! It's for dorks who like boobs and The Hills.

This will no doubt get fetishist very excited.

The economy is a mess and this video will show you 10 reasons why. I'll give you a clue - "No Credit? No Problem!!!"

Triumph the Insult Comic goes to the Republican National Convention to make fun of white people.

Whenever a guy asks you to fight in a ring using no gloves or other protective gear, just say No.

No independent filmmaker is more aware of how awful his film is than this guy, it makes him vomit.

For a game show that doesn't really measure intelligence, she sure managed to look bad.

If a scientist can figure out how to do something, they will do it, no matter how pointless.

The only kind of kitty that would survive in Reverend Run's house.

There is no one better equipped to take care of a cat than a single white male aka, an engineer.

Here’s a sneak peak at the new horror movie featuring the cast of The Hills. After seeing this, you’ll never sleep with Spencer the same way again.