For every suburban house party, four bros will be raped, and only one in seven bros will tell their boys what happened the next day.

I didn't even know WTF "ghost riding" *was* before I saw this. Now we know EXACTLY why it's so stupid.

Aaron and Nick Carter fight like little b**ches, and we laugh at their pain. ...And their fake urban accents.

…This should happen to all white guys that try to dance.

We had no idea that Mario could deliver us a stand-up rountine through our Nintendo DS.

We have no idea what this clown is saying, but it makes us want to go to Taco Bell.

We have no other way to explain this video other than it's funny and it involves dancing.

Watch Justin Timberlake's new video "Sexy Back" and wonder whether or not he really has a sexy back. We vote no! Ew!

Pretending to have your neck slit on Fox News is hilarious, dude! No matter what a Fox News Reporter says!

Ever since Ann Kournikova became a star, we have no problem admitting we're a bunch of communists.

Here's an art house short film of Paris Hilton. It's so David Lynch dude. Totally. Indie till we die.

You know you shouldn't do crack when a chronic masturbater tells you so.

Sure the Japanese are weird, but they're also extremely sexy. We have no idea what's happening in this video, but it definetly makes us horny.

Watch Britney Spears cry, talk about her white trash husband, and the fact that she's a horrible mom, all on The Today Show.

Watch Tom Cruise dance like a white man! Weeeeee!

If you haven’t seen the Colin Farrell Sex Tape, now is your chance. And please note: No blowup dolls were harmed in this video, only humped.

We can no longer laugh when we see something like this. We cry rivers of tears.

Here’s a shot-for-shot reproduction of the Full House intro by some indie San Francisco band. Totally rad!

Another case of white people trying to rap. Very sad.

No wonder why the Americans are losing in Iraq.