If this was your grandpa you'd want to put him to sleep immediately, right?

What an adorable little annoying person! The fact that she can stack cups like it ain't no biz is just second to the fact that she is so OH MY GOSH!

Shaun White is too young to drink, but he's not too young to be hilarious! (or a firecrotch!).

Had no idea an eye looks like a hoo-ha. We need to look in the mirror more often!

Since this is a Christian Rock Band, I guess these dudes have God on their side. Where on their side? We have no freaking clue because they really, really suck.

Work is no place to look for porn, especially when your work is on television.

Ever wonder what the creepy snuggle teddy bear does on his day off? Wonder no more!

We have no idea what's going on here, but our brain just melted. This video is quite the experience.

Back in 1944, the chicks were so awesome that they could sing and dance about potato salad and it was awesome! No gimmicks!

You'd think these guys would be more professional but NO.

If only this were in theaters instead of another installment of Saw.

Here is definitive proof that the Meg White Sex Tape is real. To all you doubters out there -- you're wrong.

This police dog should be put to sleep he's so bad.

In addition to saying no to smoking, drugs, alcohol and sex, you should say no to After School Specials.

When Michael Jackson died, his soul went into this small child. The kid is now a very talented...but hopefully headed down a different path. Say No to Propofol!!!!

He's going to be addicted to crack and hookers in a couple of months, no doubt about it.

Finally, Martin Luther King's dream of having a furniture for both white and b lack people has become a reality.

If the people that worked at Wendy's really were this cool than we'd have no problem eating their for the rest of our lives.

Star Trek is no longer for dorks! It's for dorks who like boobs and The Hills.

This will no doubt get fetishist very excited.