Watch this talented young man play the Super Mario Bros. theme song with his talented throat.

You know you shouldn't do crack when a chronic masturbater tells you so.

Sure the Japanese are weird, but they're also extremely sexy. We have no idea what's happening in this video, but it definetly makes us horny.

The Japanese are great at so many useless, kooky, awesome things (including porn). But this is not really that cool.

Get ready ladies, you're about to see the hottest man in the universe. Just be sure to have a barf bag next to you.

Don't ever mess with an astronaut. They can kick anybody ass, even if they're 100-years-old.

Nothing says "I'm a 32-year-old douchebag" like dressing yourself up as a Transformer.

A hilarious slip-of-the-tongue from a news broadcast about a man climbing Mount Everest.

We're not sure you want to buy this Super Soaker for your kids.

A live action Pac-Man movie, set in the City of Ugly Video Making.

Watch Tom Cruise dance like a white man! Weeeeee!

Another video about people who believe in little, green men.

See what happens when a CLOTHED man runs out onto the field of a naked soccer ball game. Soccer players really ARE gay.

Watch R2D2 and C-3P0 act totally gay for each other.

How does Kill Bill sound with Super Mario Bros. sounds? See for yourself, idiot.

If you haven’t seen the Colin Farrell Sex Tape, now is your chance. And please note: No blowup dolls were harmed in this video, only humped.

We can no longer laugh when we see something like this. We cry rivers of tears.

See America's Finest President talk like a two-year-old. It's inspirational.

One gay man does the impossible and touches Scarlett Johansson's breasts

World of Warcraft has produced more funnies this year than any other game around. Nerds are hilarious!