An ancient threat returns. One final hope emerges. See the game trailer for Mass Effect, only on the XBox 360.

This commercial is a promise that Chuck Norris will be Mike Huckabee's running mate right?

Tracy Morgan is a non-stop comedic genius; he combines the jokes of a 12 year old with the delivery of an alcoholic like no other.

A reputation for war mongering and biased patriotism?? Seems more like it’s just a sexy party over at Fox News. Awesome!

The Cal Marching Band is available for comic book conventions and LAN parties.

No son, that's just a transvestite.

In the new DS game "Spanish For Everyone", a boy's DS is stolen by a Mexican boy who heads for the border with his cop-fleeing dad . It actually gets weirder.

For those who ever wondered what they were missing by not being a gamer, the answer is apparently about 60 seconds.

What do you say when your 83 and arrested for soliciting a prostitute? Well you stash the blue pills and say your tool doesn't work anymore, that's what you do.

Check out the Star Wars Battlefront Entertainment Pack for the Sony PSP.

Geraldo, 9 year old witness, Fox News, Anna Nicole Smith, Clown Makeup, its the perfect storm of journalism.

A man went to this week's monday night football game with some foam, a tongue, and a plan. Well played.

Conan's hair may be the color of fire but he is not going to stop his show and flee for safety just because of a fire alarm.

There's no special effect quite as special as a catfight.

This is the perfect storm. Lady midgets should not be bullfighters as we all know no bull can resist their charm...

Why so many parodies of the 300 trailer? The trailer was awesome and made us all very excited for the movie, the parodies are payback for watching the actual movie.

"Breaking Bonaduce" star and crown jewel of The Partridge Family, Danny Bonaduce, body slammed Johnny Fairplay for good reason. He's a douche.

While you were pwning newbs in Halo 3, your grandparents were participating in a cross-country Wii bowling tourney. Retirement never looked so good.

If there ever was a home for an ugly modeling agency, its jolly ole England. No shortage on broken noses and ugly teeth there. Think Winehouse has a contract?

This commercial is an exact copy of how a 16-year-old boy's mind works; EVERYTHING implies sex.