Where's OJ Simpson?

So you tell me. Does it look like Joe beat the crap out of Brody Jenner's girlfriend that one night at the club? Also, why does security footage always suck?

The voice of Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, is robo-calling people and telling them about the great wonders of Scientology.

Milli Vanilli and Ashlee Simpson welcome you to the club, unknown foreign band.

Homer Simpson takes a photo everyday for 39 years, thus usurping Noah by a solid 33 years.

Geraldo, 9 year old witness, Fox News, Anna Nicole Smith, Clown Makeup, its the perfect storm of journalism.

Homer Simpson battles Family Guy's Peter Griffin in a video game! Techy shtuff: This is a recording of MUGEN, a 2D fighting game engine for the PC.

Larry shows his Anna tattoo to the good people at Access Hollywood. It's kinda weird.

"Illegal Aliens" is as big of a B-movie as you can get. And Chyna Doll's performance is worthy of a John Waters film!

Howard K. Stern arrived to booing at Anna Nicole's Bahamas funeral this morning.

Nicole Richie and her boyfriend Joel Madden were caught making out hardcore at an Oscars afterparty. Sexy!

Exclusive video footage, taken by Howard K. Stern, shows Anna Nicole is creepy clown make-up, and an even creepier sense of being out of her freakin' gourd.

Is Jack Cafferty an idiot? Wolf Blitzer says "yes."

The E! Channel decides to end The Anna Nicole Show on a high note. Her untimely death.

Nicole got into an accident on the set of a movie she's filming in Los Angeles. The truck towing the Jag she was in took a turn too wide – and slipped on the slippery pavement, hitting a pole.

Some perv at a Jessica Simpson concert decided to just film her mooseknuckle. Now we reap the benefits.

I don't know what's grosser, that they're cutting her open in front of my eyes, or that she keeps demanding her baby like a junkie demanding heroin. Creepy.

Anna Nicole Smith proves she's the smartest spokesperson alive.

Check out Jessica Simpson's new music video "Public Affair." It's filled with celebrities and boobs.

See Ashlee Simpson act like a drunken retard. Sadly, she doesn’t do a hoedown in this video.