The one video that will make you want to punch a girl in the face.

In honor of 'New Moon,' we've decided to put together a list that showcases just how sexy vampires can be.

Proving once again that if New Jersey is the armpit of America, Philadelphia is that part near your scrotum that you never wash. Is that harsh?

There are too many to list, but here is a global look at ten of the scariest movies, released outside of the U.S., in recent years.

Hard to believe after 13 years, King of the Hill is going off the air. Here are ten reasons we're going to miss the show.

We feel silly for using our own hands to wipe our ass all these years. If we knew the Comfort Wipe existed, our life would be so much more awesome and our hands would be a lot less smelly. And brown.

We reacted the same way when we saw the trailer for New Moon -- and we have man parts.

These girls are going to watch this video in ten years and realize that they were never cute and adorable as a kid, but scary and AXE-murderer-ish.

Behold the 10 funniest movies scenes from the years 1987-1996!

Here's Eminem's new video, where he makes fun of every celebrity that you love to hate.

Before you just pass this video up because it features an ugly, out of shape mom shaking her junk in a Spring Break bikini contest, let me just warn you - it's hilarious.

Just in time for the Oscars, here’s a look at all of the actors we think died this year.

This is your brain when it's 7-years-old and high as a kite.

Tara did the New Years Eve countdown at the Marriot party in Chicago. Even Pedro was there! Why do you think she took so long with that count-down?

Nobody can jam to Paul Wall like this little 4-year-old. Nobody!

The internet's favorite little French girl is back with another EPIC story.

3-year-old Sarah Palin loves to hunt cute little wolves from helicopters.

The United States Secret Service has kicked so much ass over the years. Here are the ways in which they've served our country.

This is either really fake or really freaking awesome. Maybe it's both!

The newest sitcom to hit the airwaves is Japanese Monkey Waiter! He's a monkey who's also a waiter!