In honor of 'New Moon,' we've decided to put together a list that showcases just how sexy vampires can be.

Proving once again that if New Jersey is the armpit of America, Philadelphia is that part near your scrotum that you never wash. Is that harsh?

We feel silly for using our own hands to wipe our ass all these years. If we knew the Comfort Wipe existed, our life would be so much more awesome and our hands would be a lot less smelly. And brown.

We reacted the same way when we saw the trailer for New Moon -- and we have man parts.

Here's Eminem's new video, where he makes fun of every celebrity that you love to hate.

Tara did the New Years Eve countdown at the Marriot party in Chicago. Even Pedro was there! Why do you think she took so long with that count-down?

The internet's favorite little French girl is back with another EPIC story.

The newest sitcom to hit the airwaves is Japanese Monkey Waiter! He's a monkey who's also a waiter!

Shocking new revelations about the dudes who gave birth to Obama.

This isn't weird at all. We always orgasm when opening new gadgets.

Bragging to your friends is serious business. Here's the 3rd episode of our new Machinima series. Brought to you by the U.S Army.

Everybody loves a good nickname. Check out the 2nd episode of our new Machinima series. Brought to you by the U.S Army.

The Trons perform their new single "Sister Robot", I prefer their Beta stuff.

Here’s a sneak peak at the new horror movie featuring the cast of The Hills. After seeing this, you’ll never sleep with Spencer the same way again.

The "Pharaoh's Tomb" takes a stab at recreating a famous Anna Karina scene from the French New Wave.

Jack McBrayer aka Kenneth the Page, stars in the new Mariah Carey video. BET should see a spike in their Parliament smoking, DayGlo wearing, blogger demographic.

As amazing as this new Elmo toy is, how creepy is the man giggling and dancing behind him?

"I'm not a dude" is the new "don't tase me bro"?

Will Ferrell's new movie answers the age-old question, would you watch a movie about Ron Burgundy playing minor league basketball? What if we got you drunk first?

The rumors of a NKOTB reunion have caused many to dial their 1-900 numbah to rembah the time when they were wicked awesome.