We reacted the same way when we saw the trailer for New Moon -- and we have man parts.

These girls are going to watch this video in ten years and realize that they were never cute and adorable as a kid, but scary and AXE-murderer-ish.

Here's Eminem's new video, where he makes fun of every celebrity that you love to hate.

Before you just pass this video up because it features an ugly, out of shape mom shaking her junk in a Spring Break bikini contest, let me just warn you - it's hilarious.

Just in time for the Oscars, here’s a look at all of the actors we think died this year.

This is your brain when it's 7-years-old and high as a kite.

Tara did the New Years Eve countdown at the Marriot party in Chicago. Even Pedro was there! Why do you think she took so long with that count-down?

Nobody can jam to Paul Wall like this little 4-year-old. Nobody!

The internet's favorite little French girl is back with another EPIC story.

3-year-old Sarah Palin loves to hunt cute little wolves from helicopters.

The United States Secret Service has kicked so much ass over the years. Here are the ways in which they've served our country.

This is either really fake or really freaking awesome. Maybe it's both!

The newest sitcom to hit the airwaves is Japanese Monkey Waiter! He's a monkey who's also a waiter!

This literal version of A-ha's "Take On Me" is the song of the year.

Shocking new revelations about the dudes who gave birth to Obama.

This isn't weird at all. We always orgasm when opening new gadgets.

Here it is - the only time you're ever going to watch the WNBA this year. And don't think these ladies can't kick your ass, because they can.

How is Suzanne Summers' crotch not mummified by now? Isn't she like 300-years-old yet?

Bragging to your friends is serious business. Here's the 3rd episode of our new Machinima series. Brought to you by the U.S Army.

Everybody loves a good nickname. Check out the 2nd episode of our new Machinima series. Brought to you by the U.S Army.