The internet will eventually destroy the makers of every web show creator in the world.

This poor girl can't stop sneezing. Luckily the internet is here to make light of the horrible situation.

This is kind of gross, but mostly awesome. Somebody invented a chicken plucker and decided to gross everybody out by putting it in action and posting a video on the internet. Everybody's a winner.

In honor of 'New Moon,' we've decided to put together a list that showcases just how sexy vampires can be.

It's amazing that an animated show, like 'Family Guy,' is able to include so many incredible musical numbers. Here are ten of the funniest.

It's like Michael Jackson's was reincarnated into a chubby kid who can't sing. How adorable.

For such a small country, Italy has produced many of the modorn greats in horror. Not for the faint of heart, but definitely worth checking out.

If only this were in theaters instead of another installment of Saw.

Proving once again that if New Jersey is the armpit of America, Philadelphia is that part near your scrotum that you never wash. Is that harsh?

Breast implants for the alcoholic.

There are too many to list, but here is a global look at ten of the scariest movies, released outside of the U.S., in recent years.

So you tell me. Does it look like Joe beat the crap out of Brody Jenner's girlfriend that one night at the club? Also, why does security footage always suck?

They are so adorable and greedy we want to punch them in the face.

You thought Juaquin Pheonix was bad, you got to check some of these out!

A moment of silence, please, as we honor Pam Anderson and the celebrities who followed in her (stretched out) footsteps with this tribute to celebrity sex tapes.

How many of these YouTube videos do you recognize?

These chicks can beat the crap out of your face.

Check out the 20 greatest gymnastics wipeouts ever! I'm pretty sure some of these athletes didn't survive.

If you're going to poke your girlfriend, it better be worth it for her. This isn't one of those times.

We would have done the same think If we weren't holding a cup of coffee. And if we weren't a pussy.