It's a little weird that pastel horses would want to put a ring on it, but whatevs.

"Excuse me, is that your butt winking at my butt?"

That kid could should be sent to slammer for beating his buddy. Or just given the death penalty. Kids just can't get away with this anymore.

"I like to listen to Jock Jams. He's my favorite." Truer words were never spoken.

I am a patriot, and I love my country, because my country has The Muppets.

If you could drop me off at my car that'd be great.

She's talking about her best friend.

ADSjopojSDIOJlkdlkjdaop....oh sorry, had to turn off my Hawaii Chair to type, but my abs are looking great!

Pretty sure the announcer says "Peanuts" at the end but after all that your "blank" is in my "blank" talk its hard to tell.

Mark Littell realizes his mediocre baseball career will not be remembered, so the nutty buddy is his last chance for sports immortality.

Prison is a lot like school; you hang with your buddies, have recess, and eat crappy food. The upside is the food is better; the downside is the corndogs have no sticks.

How do you know your summer is over, over over? That guy with all the eyeliner covers the "song of the summer" and officially puts the last nail in the coffin.

"Heady gnarly radical waves were like totally catching my bodacious board brah." This surfer will help legitamize the sport of surfing.

At first it looks like this kid is a big old douche bag, but near the end he knocks the other guy to the floor, with some major speed. Wax on, Wax off my friend.

Oh whoops, my bad – he's not a security guard, he's a pimp. A pimp in a uniform. That's London-style, for ya.

There's a special place in my heart for cholas, but there's an ever more special place in my lowrider.

So all this time my enormous gut has been a defense mechanism? Oh, yeah, I totally did that on purpose.

I got an idea! I'll pull a li'l prank on my buddy while we're standing on the edge of this mountain! Sound good?

Push me, and just touch me, so I can get my Satisfaction. With power tools.

If you squint your eyes just right, he looks just like my grampa. Hi Grampa!!!