ADSjopojSDIOJlkdlkjdaop....oh sorry, had to turn off my Hawaii Chair to type, but my abs are looking great!

Pretty sure the announcer says "Peanuts" at the end but after all that your "blank" is in my "blank" talk its hard to tell.

Mark Littell realizes his mediocre baseball career will not be remembered, so the nutty buddy is his last chance for sports immortality.

Prison is a lot like school; you hang with your buddies, have recess, and eat crappy food. The upside is the food is better; the downside is the corndogs have no sticks.

How do you know your summer is over, over over? That guy with all the eyeliner covers the "song of the summer" and officially puts the last nail in the coffin.

"Heady gnarly radical waves were like totally catching my bodacious board brah." This surfer will help legitamize the sport of surfing.

At first it looks like this kid is a big old douche bag, but near the end he knocks the other guy to the floor, with some major speed. Wax on, Wax off my friend.

Oh whoops, my bad – he's not a security guard, he's a pimp. A pimp in a uniform. That's London-style, for ya.

There's a special place in my heart for cholas, but there's an ever more special place in my lowrider.

So all this time my enormous gut has been a defense mechanism? Oh, yeah, I totally did that on purpose.

I got an idea! I'll pull a li'l prank on my buddy while we're standing on the edge of this mountain! Sound good?

Push me, and just touch me, so I can get my Satisfaction. With power tools.

If you squint your eyes just right, he looks just like my grampa. Hi Grampa!!!

These pyrotechnicians are making a wall of fire because they're apparently bored and like to burn things. Sounds like my job!

Victoria is only 15 and she's slept with 15 guys over 300 times! She want to have a baby and her mother can't stop her! Snap!

Call us cruel, but we love it when some jackass is screwing around and gets the short end of fate's stick. Especially when they're dumb white kids from the 'burbs and they're screwing around in their buddy's crappy Accord.

This is one of those bands that I knew nothing about before they came in, and thought they would sound much different than they did…probably because of the name. It turns out that ATE happened to be one of my favorite performances in long time. If you are into BritPop and/or the Smiths I think this might be your new favourite band.

This cute little kitty has a turtle buddy that likes to play. You'd think it'd be no match, but, damn! Watch that turtle go! Adorable AND violent!!

Limbeck are a band from the Los Angeles area, or to be more specific Orange County. They play a brand of classic California rock the way it used to be done back in the 70s. I have had a chance to see the band live a couple of times and their new self-titled record is one of my favorites of 2007. It’s the kinda music that makes you want to have a BBQ!

This baby is already an awesome breakdancer, probably 'cause he's got a really cool dad. I want to hire him at my next birthday party.