One of my favorite parts of fall is the leaves. Sure, they're pretty. But, for me, they're all about fun.

Just watching this video makes my face hurt.

I don't walk my dogs anywhere, that I'd need a machine gun.

My cats do the same thing. But, they're not too bright...they drink out of the tap until they vomit.

Suddenly, I'm not so proud of my microwave meals.

He is living my dream.

Two of my favorite things, natural disasters and people who sound like extras from 'Dazed and Confused.'

I have never packed like this, in my life.

Dang, I thought my parents were negligent!!!!

Antoine Dodson is my new hero...thanks to Auto-Tune!!!

My favorite line, "He was forced to get married to someone he did not want to marry. But that does not mean that he did not love her."

If this was my mom, she would have sang a hit single call, I hit you because I love you.

What an adorable little annoying person! The fact that she can stack cups like it ain't no biz is just second to the fact that she is so OH MY GOSH!

It's a little weird that pastel horses would want to put a ring on it, but whatevs.

"Excuse me, is that your butt winking at my butt?"

That kid could should be sent to slammer for beating his buddy. Or just given the death penalty. Kids just can't get away with this anymore.

"I like to listen to Jock Jams. He's my favorite." Truer words were never spoken.

I am a patriot, and I love my country, because my country has The Muppets.

If you could drop me off at my car that'd be great.

She's talking about her best friend.