I had a similar reaction when I heard Jersey Shore was not going to be shot at Jersey!

This just takes mean to a more awesome level.

Here's unreleased footage of Michal Jackson catching fire during the 1984 Pepsi Commercial shoot. As you can see this footage is BANANAS.

Watch as this bird totally threatens to cap this mofo and steal his food. Okay, maybe just steal his food.

This is what Europeans picture when they think of the American family.

You videotape your friend skatingboarding for this very reason.

Everyone on his team takes a shot at imitating his unique vocal stylings. Looks like it's fun to win 19 games in a row.

Here it is, your moment of zen.

This video was artfully shot by Santa's Elves.

This has two of the internet's favorite genres. "Person smacking face into floor" and "brief shot up the skirt of a pretty girl".

A parody of Chocolate Rain, shot-for-shot. Totally unnecessary, but that's what the internet is for, really.

The stop-motion video shows baby Bumbo teleporting and laser-shooting the dog. What a badass!!

How to shoot your friend with a ping pong, a paper towel tube, a little hairspray and a lighter.

Some schmuck was able to take camera-phone footage of the shooting this morning. He's lucky he survived.

Booble.com supposed tried to buy SuperBowl airtime to play this commercial. They were mercilessly shot down.

She can bend over backwards and shoot arrows with her feet – so don't piss her off!

Note to self: if you think you're coming down with some explosive diarrhea, don't do video shoot in hot tub.

Who doesn’t know how to take a shot of flaming alcohol?

What is more adorable than kids firing AK-47s? A kid being shot in the eye? Totally.

Ever since Ann Kournikova became a star, we have no problem admitting we're a bunch of communists.