That's what I'd do.

I'd feel sorry for the girlfriend, if it wasn't such a great prank.

Driving a burning gas tanker away from station.

It's fun to light it on fire and throw it up in the air. Bats, for whatever reason, will dive bomb it!!

Remember, Burning Man looks fun...but it's full of filthy stinking hippies.

There's something just a little weird when Mr. Belvedere is singing with little boys.

Another reason why the "Batman & Robin" movie is totally underrated. This dialogue is just amazing!

Mankind has almost achieved its final purpose, a porn video game. We eagerly await the release of “Gorgasm: The Legend of Dong Slayer", Mr. Jordan.

George Lucas is always fond of replacing people with machines, sorry Mr. Williams.

Everything he wore and did in the 80s was gold.

Gob is still regretting selling the rights to Mr. Bannagrabber.

Some lonely boy with a love of Robert Smith composed a touching tribute to Mr. Ledger.

Mr. Cruise is really very articulate in explaining his "religion" that every one else thinks is just an expensive SCI-FI Cult-RPG.

I pity the fool (aka Leeroy Jenkins)

Mr. Rogers was quite fascinated with the innocent fun of Donkey Kong. Wonder what he'd have to say about Halo 3.

A classic bit from Rowan Atkinson's stand-up routine reminds us all stand-up can be great in spite of what Dane Cook has done to the art.

This commercial has the catchiest song, written in Oklahoma, about BBQ, ever. Making "it falls off the bone" sound sexy is no small task.

These pyrotechnicians are making a wall of fire because they're apparently bored and like to burn things. Sounds like my job!

Always take T's advice -- especially when it's on designer clothing!

Well I don’t know if you can really call this an acoustic performance, but either way it’s pretty frickin’ entertaining. The Harlem Shakes are one of those bands where the term “collective” actually applies. This was one of three songs they played for us from their debut EP titled Burning Birthdays. Look for them on tour this Summer!