Shawtys, your man is waiting for you and he wants to take you to the movies.

There are too many to list, but here is a global look at ten of the scariest movies, released outside of the U.S., in recent years.

That's what we love about these stoner movies, man, we watch them, but they're never remembered.

You can't explain this scene because it is unexplainable. And retarded.

Run away from characters. Run away from plot. Here's a recut, more accurate take on the 2012 movie that's coming out.

Nothing like a girl on girl fight to make a horrible movie watchable. And sexy!

We reacted the same way when we saw the trailer for New Moon -- and we have man parts.

I bet you didn't think it was possible to fit the 100 greatest movie lines of all time into 200 hundred seconds did you? You were wrong.

Here are the funniest 10 movie scenes from 1997-2007! It doesn't get much better!

Behold the 10 funniest movies scenes from the years 1987-1996!

Life's challenging enough. We help by putting together the ten hottest actresses to take a turn on the pole and play a stripper.

From the director of 28 Days Later, his next movie 28 Snorts Later. Swine Flu is ravaging the world and turning people into Pig Zombies.

Bollywood sure knows how to make movies. Exciting and completely nonsensical!

The movie Christmas Vacation gives us the most sentimental holiday moment ever.

Have every movie ruined for you in 5 minutes.

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Another reason why the "Batman & Robin" movie is totally underrated. This dialogue is just amazing!

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There's always one friend who thinks he knows the most about movies. Here's Dinkle: The Movie Quote Guy. Brought to you by the U.S Army.