The grudge match we've all been waiting for.

It's started, monkeys are evolving.

Yeah, it's pretty disgustingly cute.

At once.

Featuring Simon's Cat.

There's some initial trouble, but it's a very impressive accomplishment.

Hilarious news report. Especially when the reporter says the women are 'asking for trouble.' I'd love to hear her elaborate on that one.

Spins her baby like a toy.

Monkey style.

Whenever there are people running around in black ski masks, trouble is afoot!

Any drunk who says, 'Where's something i can hit?' is probably asking for trouble.

For once we'd like to play Monkey In The Middle, naked.

This video isn't particularly mind blowing, but it does involve a monkey and a skateboard, so we're almost required to post it on the website.

Hand it to the Japanese who think of the best TV EVER.

In these troubled economic times, nothing beats these guys if you want to pay absolutely nothing for nothing service.

Animal cruelty or animal hilarity? Either way we win.

The newest sitcom to hit the airwaves is Japanese Monkey Waiter! He's a monkey who's also a waiter!

Kung Fu Panda could not be reached for comment.

He pours the dirtiest martinis around.

The steeplechase would be a nationally televised sporting event if this were guaranteed to happen every night.