This is no doubt from seeing all those television shows that depict pistol whipping as glamorous and sexy.

Turns out she has a lot of free time.

Captures perfectly a child's fear of parental retaliation.

Spins her baby like a toy.

If this was my mom, she would have sang a hit single call, I hit you because I love you.

At least she didn't murder grandma!

Before you just pass this video up because it features an ugly, out of shape mom shaking her junk in a Spring Break bikini contest, let me just warn you - it's hilarious.

This video makes it just too easy to hate the hosts on QVC.

Kids today have to stop mom from substituting an apple for fries but at least they don't get stuck with these lame toys!

Is this really what daytime television looks like now? Should Mom really be watching this while she fixes dinner?

The kind of video your Mom will forward you in six months after she sees it on Oprah.

Take a step back in time when Run wasn't preaching on reality TV, back to a time when all he wanted was Mom's macaroni and cheese.

So apparently women are into baby flesh. Dad can only get Mom's attention if he shaves his face to resemble a baby's ass.

Cops in NYC are apparently breaking the law. Luckily the opposite of a superhero, "Jimmy Justice", is trolling the streets. He busts cops with his mom's handycam.

The paps were hot on Paris Hilton's heels yesterday as she drove HERSELF to a lawyer meeting, after previously getting rides from mom Kathy. Paris, you're bad!

American Idol Sanjaya has a white mom – and she got busted for weed!

This Catholic mother isn't dealing with her son's recent conversion to atheism very well. Let's laugh!!

Watch the mom from Malcolm in the Middle get all schizo on a rude beeyotch in a parking lot! You have to see to believe!

Lindsay's mom Dina speaks to The Insider about her crazy partying daughter. Too bad Dina's the worst blood-sucking stage mom ever.

Our mom loves Jonny Lives. And you know what? Our mom knows good music, 'cause this stuff is really good. Thanks Jonny Lives for stopping by our studio and telling stories! We love storytime!