It's like Michael Jackson's was reincarnated into a chubby kid who can't sing. How adorable.

What did she say?

Another example that alcohol and slippery floors don't mix well.

When Michael Jackson died, his soul went into this small child. The kid is now a very talented...but hopefully headed down a different path. Say No to Propofol!!!!

Here's unreleased footage of Michal Jackson catching fire during the 1984 Pepsi Commercial shoot. As you can see this footage is BANANAS.

So you think you've seen all of Michael Jackson's versions of the music video "Thriler" huh? Well you're not even close.

Filipino prisoners have choreographed what just might be the largest performance of Michael Jackson's Thriller. But the real scary part is the male inmate playing the "female" lead. Creepy hair!

Michael Jackson ain't got nothin' on these Bollywood boys! Greatest Thriller cover ever.

RIP Michael Jackson. The Moonwalk was pretty awesome.

It's not legendary until George Michael reenacts it.

Finally a place Michael Jackson can fit in.

In what is most likely "the greatest athletic competition you never knew existed", Martin & Charlie Sheen play basketball against Michael Jordan way back in 1988.

Michael Bay said he could use some flames.

Does this make Michael Jordan, Lex Luthor?

There's nothing that will get writers back to work quicker than the threat this possible "TV show" poses to the American psyche.

There's nothing smoother than Michael McDonald and this gentleman clearly understands that.

Michael Jackson, Rick James, Prince, Stevie Wonder, and Rod Stewart impersonators were pulled from Hollywood Blvd. to perform on Jimmy Kimmel.

NSFW: NFL quarterback, Michael Vick, plead guilty yesterday. This was all thanks to McGruff, the crime dog's, harsh interrogation tactics.

Another amazing speed painting of Optimus Prime. Only thing missing is Michael Bay, showing up to ruin everything.

Michael McDonald never cracks a smile, making him the antithesis of Jimmy Fallon.