Gotta love how organized it is.

Via Cirque du Soleil.

Puts Michael Bay in his place.

Why is he feeding them while wearing dirty underwear, black socks, and black sandals? That's what I'd like to know.

Total freakout. Wait to the end, it's totally worth it.

Dances up a storm, to Michael Jackson.

Surprisingly useful at soothing a baby.

There's something about despicable acts of aggressive consumerism, that just puts me in the holiday mood.

Whenever there are people running around in black ski masks, trouble is afoot!

Meanwhile, the black cat just sits and stares.

The black and white cat is really determined to understand what's going on. But, I think the white cat just wanders over to provide moral support.

When you run out of toilet paper make sure to wear black underware.

It's like Michael Jackson's was reincarnated into a chubby kid who can't sing. How adorable.

What did she say?

Another example that alcohol and slippery floors don't mix well.

When Michael Jackson died, his soul went into this small child. The kid is now a very talented...but hopefully headed down a different path. Say No to Propofol!!!!

So you think you've seen all of Michael Jackson's versions of the music video "Thriler" huh? Well you're not even close.

Filipino prisoners have choreographed what just might be the largest performance of Michael Jackson's Thriller. But the real scary part is the male inmate playing the "female" lead. Creepy hair!

Michael Jackson ain't got nothin' on these Bollywood boys! Greatest Thriller cover ever.

RIP Michael Jackson. The Moonwalk was pretty awesome.