Christina Ricci and Justin Timberlake share a SUPER HOT sex scene in Black Snake Moan!!!

He's the foxiest little double-agent on the planet! It's 00!

There's a better use for the "rumble" function on your Wii paddles. It's a marital aid.

What happens when a dorky white guy takes a chickenhead out on a date? Let's watch and see!!

Classic SNL skit where "Tom Brokaw" tapes possible outcomes if Gerald Ford were to die. I personally like the wild dogs attack.

An in-depth look at the evolution of sex and boobies in video games. Informative and arousing!

Old people turn off the lights and act like they are having sex. Watch how the marks react!

It's like Brokeback Mountain, but with cats. Oh, and no gay sex.

This guy thought he could be in Full Metal Jacket. Now he just stars on the internets!!!

I didn't even know WTF "ghost riding" *was* before I saw this. Now we know EXACTLY why it's so stupid.

The video you’ve been searching for all over the internet is finally here! See Dustin “Screech” Diamond do the “dirty sanchez” with a very, very sexy lady! This is the celebrity sex tape you don’t want to miss! Uncut. Uncensored. Unreal.

…This should happen to all white guys that try to dance.

Watch the uncensored version of Paris Hilton’s new music video Stars Are Blind. It’s sexier than her sex tape and it won’t get you in trouble if you watch it at work!

Watch Britney Spears cry, talk about her white trash husband, and the fact that she's a horrible mom, all on The Today Show.

Watch Tom Cruise dance like a white man! Weeeeee!

We though we’d do the world some good and offer you the complete and uncensored Paris Hilton Sex Tape.

If you haven’t seen the Colin Farrell Sex Tape, now is your chance. And please note: No blowup dolls were harmed in this video, only humped.

Another case of white people trying to rap. Very sad.

No, Kate Moss did not snort a boatload of blow before filming this White Stripes music video. Or so we'd like to think.