Gary Coleman has physical difficulties with sex, who would've guessed that?

There is no one better equipped to take care of a cat than a single white male aka, an engineer.

Ladies, if you don't want to give your man what he really wants for Valentine's Day (Sex) at least get him a mandle.

Jack White is pissed he didn't think of this.

Donkey Lips returned full force during a Super Bowl Ad for Amp Energy Drink, his casting tape is more disturbing.

Tonight on Fox News, "Skateboards causing small explosions, is this alternative sport safe for your child? Coming up next after Mass Effect: Sex Party, Special Report."

They tried to make her go to rehab, but she said no, no, no, tape me smoking crack and sell it to the press instead.

Evangeline Lily used to do commercials for a phone-date hotline. It makes unemployed insomniac TV-addicts seem less... desperate. No, not really.

We beer sex pizza mile high nachos this commercial very much.

This commercial is an exact copy of how a 16-year-old boy's mind works; EVERYTHING implies sex.

Are you as revolted by the Meg White Sex Tape as this reporter is? We hope so.

Nothing beats asking the weatherman, in his sandals, to help act out sex solicitation before Law & Order can beat you to the punch. Everybody pile on Senator Craig!

This lunatic weirdo works the night shift at a piñata factory, and decided to have his way with one of the candy-filled effigies. Only problem was, there was a security camera on!

Here we can see the audition tape for a young boy practicing for American Idol. He isn't very good, so chances are he will win.

What happens when Dwight decides to tape-record an office meeting? Why, sabotage, that's what!

Caught On Tape: security camera footage inside a Quiznos. One guy punches out another guy. Apparently his sandwich wasn't toasty enough.

Call us cruel, but we love it when some jackass is screwing around and gets the short end of fate's stick. Especially when they're dumb white kids from the 'burbs and they're screwing around in their buddy's crappy Accord.

American Idol Sanjaya has a white mom – and she got busted for weed!

A clearly wasted Lindsay Lohan was caught on tape as she exited a club this past weekend, drunkenly stumbling into her waiting ride. Thank god she's in the passenger seat this time!!

90% of these girls live in Orange County.