Most drugs aren't that sexy. Watching a hot chick in a white tank-top, swing a frying pan is sexy.

I doubt George Lucas was thinking about sex, while making 'Star Wars.' But, after watching this video, it's hard to be sure.

Shaun White is too young to drink, but he's not too young to be hilarious! (or a firecrotch!).

You'd probably fall asleep while having sex with this two swingers.

Does anyone else remember the Fox show, ‘When Animals Attack?’ That was some good television!

Yes, you can just call this rape if you want to.

Here is definitive proof that the Meg White Sex Tape is real. To all you doubters out there -- you're wrong.

A moment of silence, please, as we honor Pam Anderson and the celebrities who followed in her (stretched out) footsteps with this tribute to celebrity sex tapes.

Come get'em, ladies. They and their mustaches are waiting for you!

In addition to saying no to smoking, drugs, alcohol and sex, you should say no to After School Specials.

Finally, Martin Luther King's dream of having a furniture for both white and b lack people has become a reality.

On Mother's Day watch some of the worst celebrity parents ever caught on tape. You'll be grateful yours aren't famous.

Paris Hilton, Amy Winehouse, Lindsay Lohan and the other celebrities stupid enough to be filmed taking drugs.

We'll gladly promote the douchecicles at PETA if they continue to show hot women making sex with vegetables.

Some celebrities will do anything to get in the spotlight, including Shrek. Yes, it’s the sex tape you’ve all been waiting for – The Shrek Sex Tape.

It’s the video you’ve all been waiting for: The Britney Spears Sex Tape. Liquid Generation’s got the exclusive footage that nobody else has. Don’t you feel lucky? It’s sexy time!

Triumph the Insult Comic goes to the Republican National Convention to make fun of white people.

Which Verne Troyer appearance is more offensive, Love Guru or this? Discuss.

People get laid wearing JCPenny who knew?

When using the number 69, never say 69 slacks, 69 sacks, or talk about your '69 sax, we'll always assume you said sex.