Keep the door closed.

Dying to know how they taste.

All you need are some neodymium magnets and a copper pipe.

Surprisingly cool to see in action.

This has to be fake. Wouldn't people react to an elderly man brandishing a machine gun?

The battle everyone has been waiting for.

Totally confuses dog.

Covering Rage Against the Machine and totally rocking out.

I don't walk my dogs anywhere, that I'd need a machine gun.

Ever wonder what happens if you put a brick in a washing machine? Me neither, but these guys found out for us.

You'd think getting chips from a vending machine would be easy and safe. Nope.

George Lucas is always fond of replacing people with machines, sorry Mr. Williams.

Never put your trust in the hands of a teleprompter, machines are evil.

...or how America stoppped believing in democracy and started voting for the machines.

Who said music sucked in the 80s? It was a revolutionary time for fog machines and throat guitarists.

What the Presidential candidates plan to do about the impending war against the machines is what we'd like to know.

A classic bit from Rowan Atkinson's stand-up routine reminds us all stand-up can be great in spite of what Dane Cook has done to the art.

This guy "hacked" a Coke machine with his cell phone, making it dispense quarters and free water – but then revealed his trick!

I dunno if this kid is a midget or what, but he's one Indian ass-kicking machine!