In the wild, tigers attack their enemies. In captivity, they rely on other, more disgusting methods of self-defense.

Jessica is the world's fattest child – and American. It's bizarre that this news story is done by German television, but it just makes me think of that chocolate-loving foreign exchange student on the Simpsons, and I giggle. P.S., you'll probably recognize her sofa-dance.

There are a few rules to keep in mind when going drunken mini-golfing. Only I don't remember 'em 'cause I'm WASTED! Yeeah!!

Luckily, this huge truck missed hitting any pedestrians!

Now that she's been released from prison, Paris is on her way to annoy the hell out of he neighbors in the Hollywood Hills.

Some business jerk goes absolutely berserk (like our rhyming style??) 'cause some Ian dude didn't show up for a meeting. Possibly very well-staged video, but he's still a hilarious d!©khead.

This car chase performance was filmed at MGM Studios in Disneyland – talk about PROFESSIONAL drivers!!

Follow the greats like Axl Rose and Tommy Lee and get yourself in fighting shape with the Heavy Metal Diet. Side effects include alcoholism, herpes and heroin addiction.

Here's a charming story about a hockey bully, animated in a really cool 2D/3D style.

There's a special place in my heart for cholas, but there's an ever more special place in my lowrider.

This is an awesome video effect called time displacement; it uses time delay to create the illusion of twists in the moving video subject.

Technology is a magical thing that allows us to replicate the way things work in real life. Hey, why not just do those activities for REAL?

Chrisopher Blue has apparently been soaked in booze. Was he drunk during his session? No, BUT every review I have read about him compares his songs to Tom Waits and says he has “blues-soaked vocals.” I dunno about all that, but I do know this is one helluva performance. Watch it…now!

An annoying girl singing in the office gets what's coming to her.

Homer Simpson battles Family Guy's Peter Griffin in a video game! Techy shtuff: This is a recording of MUGEN, a 2D fighting game engine for the PC.

In the vein of the nerdy-popular retro-fitting craze, this guy converted his old NES system to house a DVD player. Then he made a video of it and shared it with the internets.

...in 30 seconds.

Two things learned from the video: never drive in Russia, and uh... never ride in a car in Russia. They're worse than L.A. drivers.

Apparently Tyra Banks thinks that grown women don't know how to urinate in public toilets, so she does a community service and shows up how!

Old people are either really really annoying and gross, or surprisingly hilarious. Guess which one they are in this video!