50% less effective than just getting drunk.

Kids today have to stop mom from substituting an apple for fries but at least they don't get stuck with these lame toys!

Kanye West, the least self aware man alive.

Big Brother UK provides even more evidence that things are a little different across the pond.

Paris Hilton should be held at least partially responsible.

In less than 30 seconds they accomplish what Nicolas Cage was unable to do, be entertaining.

It takes less than two days to go insane, it takes less than two minutes to take the stairs, choose wisely.

More than a little was lost in translation here.

At least Sarah Silverman is boning someone in Danny Ocean's crew.

The xbox 360 division of Microsoft is run by a bunch of clowns.

Ladies, if you don't want to give your man what he really wants for Valentine's Day (Sex) at least get him a mandle.

You’ve seen the Stevie Wonder falling down video, right? Well check out our little spin on it!

Evangeline Lily used to do commercials for a phone-date hotline. It makes unemployed insomniac TV-addicts seem less... desperate. No, not really.

Berries and Cream do weird things to a man.

Proof that you start and end life a little crazy.

Little do people know, there’s a little prince that cleans the earwax of US presidential candidates.

Because playing Guitar Hero was still a little too close to making actual music.

2008 has officially started. Britney has been taken by police escort to the pshyciatric ward.

It was funny at the time but he was later suspended for using performance enhancing bicycles.

The little heifer will be seen in your Bell Grande meal tomorrow.