The magic of abuse, over-eating, over-drinking and smoking (plus a little help from our friend Photoshop) tranforms this good-looking hipster into a slob. Wild!

Palpatine can be so cruel… who knew Vader was such a whiny little bitch?

Check out the acoustic awesomeness of Jose Gonzalez. He stopped by our studio and made us cry like little girls.

Miss MySpace "IT" girl can't get into the club until her fake "boyfriend" Jared Leto shows up. I'd think he'd show her a little more love if she was his girl, don't you?

Miss MySpace "IT" girl can't get into the club until her fake "boyfriend" Jared Leto shows up. I'd think he'd show her a little more love if she was his girl, don't you?

These kids are so inventive… reminds me of myself when I was a little boy. Oh wait, I'm a girl.

Fruity Pebbles -- the cereal that turns the milk BLOOD RED!

Reporting crappy news suddenly gets less thankless.

If every 12-year-old's fantasy came true like this, we'd have to re-write the pedophilia laws.

I didn't even know WTF "ghost riding" *was* before I saw this. Now we know EXACTLY why it's so stupid.

Aaron and Nick Carter fight like little b**ches, and we laugh at their pain. ...And their fake urban accents.

I dunno if this kid is a midget or what, but he's one Indian ass-kicking machine!

Shouldn't he be playing with action figures or something?

Damn, the 1960s are awesome! They were all about the high boots! (At least this guy was)

She's a puppet. She's a little girl. She'll freak you out if you watch this alone, in the dark, without your woobee.

She's a little bit Avril Lavigne, a little bit Tatu, and 100 percent Lesbian.

Another video about people who believe in little, green men.

Watch how one of our Sabotages scares the bejesus out of some poor little girl. Yikes!

This guy had a chance to talk to his wrestling heroes and he ends up crying like a little baby.

Before these girls beat the crap out of each other, they each do a little dance. This is the way it's done in the ghetto. Accept.