Lady Gaga, South Park's Cartman and Christopher Walken perform Poker Face. The internet wins today, everybody can go home.

Live news has brought both disturbing and hilarious images into our homes. But this may be the only time they bested Lucille Ball.

Come get'em, ladies. They and their mustaches are waiting for you!

It's a little weird that pastel horses would want to put a ring on it, but whatevs.

There is something really weird about a chair specifically made for your balls/lady parts. Even more weird: a video about a Genital Chair.

We also thought Nosferatu looked pretty gay.

Here's a compilation that proves Lady Gaga is insane.

We'd feel for this woman if she wasn't really, really, really annoying.

This is for all you single ladies out there with a broken heart. This dude will totally do you if you just propose.

Watch as this bird totally threatens to cap this mofo and steal his food. Okay, maybe just steal his food.

We hear that is what happens in the lady's room.

Here it is - the only time you're ever going to watch the WNBA this year. And don't think these ladies can't kick your ass, because they can.

These ladies should guard the Olympic Torch.

Ladies, if you don't want to give your man what he really wants for Valentine's Day (Sex) at least get him a mandle.

When reporting on bird over population, always look directly up with your mouth wide open. That's where the real story is.

Tay Zonday seems to be getting the ladies and the paper. Congratulations Internet!

This is the perfect storm. Lady midgets should not be bullfighters as we all know no bull can resist their charm...

Proof that the squirrel the in your backyard will do pretty much anything to steal food from your bird feeder.

Ladies and gentleman, we give you the Grand Master Virgin of Tetris.

This commercial addresses the dilemma of feminine hygiene and the douche-tastic solutions Massengill will provide. Gotta love the 80s.