Now he's got a bat.

This dog doesn't know what to think.

Just a little kid.

Totally confuses dog.

We knew there was a good use for those iPhone farting apps.

About 15 seconds into this clip, Tiger Woods lets won't rip. His farts smell like onions we hear.

Watch this guy beat the crap out of these little kids. Kung Fu really does work!

If you ever stand next to Lebron James, expect him to kill you with his farts.

If you want to learn martial arts, why not learn it from a creepy kung fu master/magician!

Technically, this isn't NSFW. But something about it just makes us feel really non-horny.

Girls don't fart and they're not suppose to poop. They're also not suppose to slide their teeth off on TV.

Poor Kelly Ripa. 30 seconds after Regis farted, she turned green and died.

Introducing the preacher that will make you believe in Jesus -- and Gas-X!

Kung Fu Panda could not be reached for comment.

A classic video from the interweb. Baby + powder + fart = hilarity!

Newscasters are prime targets for juvenile pranks. Guess who's getting hit with a double-whammy!

On Canadian Idol, apparently if you fart during your audition, you're in!

Peter Griffin covers up his farts really well.

This baby will beat you senseless.

Can you do a 720 and slam dunk? Could Michael Jordan? Nope and Nope! This guy gets amazing air! Does he fart to get up there?