Hard Gay is not the kind of guy you'd leave alone with your kids. So let's watch him try to make a little boy enjoy some food!

This psycho kid needs his Unreal Tournament! And his meds! *With translation!

Our favorite Japanese leather daddy, Hard Gay, is here to make sure the kids are appreciating their daddies on Father's Day!

Conan sends Triumph the Insult Comic Dog to the Tonys, where he avoids all jokes about gays and how lame plays are. Just kidding, he's friggin hilarious.

Call us cruel, but we love it when some jackass is screwing around and gets the short end of fate's stick. Especially when they're dumb white kids from the 'burbs and they're screwing around in their buddy's crappy Accord.

Exclusive Video! David Hasselhoff's kid films him eating on the floor while warning him about not drinking any more booze that night, lest he lose his job. That's one sad dad.

Kids are SOOO adorable when they talk about monsters, and say words they shouldn't.

Kids, don't try this at home! But yes, dynamite WILL make surfable waves in a body of water. AWESOME!

There are so many kids out there with so much time on their hands. And that's why YouTube exists.

This kid does 101 impressions of famous celebrities and characters, all in under four minutes.

What's better than witnessing a fat kid doing something stupid? Laughing at him!!

Don't give your kid a lightsaber for Christmas. You won't live to regret it!

He's so nervous to be on camera he dry heaves. Gross, adorable, and bizarre.

Kids, don't try this at home. Chester is a professional cheetah.

Crazy Santas, crazy kids, and crazy-ass girls dancing in Santa outfits. It’s all here in this video.

Seriously, I was freaked out by Mary Poppins as a kid, but never this bad!

The super-hot Gray Kid flawlessly parodies Justin Timberlake's "SexyBack" with his song toting the anti-depressant Paxil. Joy!

This commercial is part of a new wave of super-freaky, anthropomorphic tv ads, that seem especially popular for cany companies. But we don't know what anthropomorphic means.

These kids are so inventive… reminds me of myself when I was a little boy. Oh wait, I'm a girl.

Watch the witty fat kid buy porn mags and booze with his fake IDs. These people are stupid.