Dang, I thought my parents were negligent!!!!

Such a doofus

Here's an Ostrich attacking a kid. We hope the thing just ate him.

Curses to the dad who didn't let his son sing Single Ladies!

If you're going to get wet, might as well go swimming !

This kid is now choreographing lady gaga's new music video.

Since this is a Christian Rock Band, I guess these dudes have God on their side. Where on their side? We have no freaking clue because they really, really suck.

C is for cookies and cookies are for kids! But only those who like heavy metal. Rock on babies!

Why have kids when you can have a dog and teach it to talk? Dogs are far less messy than kids are.

Fat kid can dance.

Those little rascals get away with everything.

We are insanely jealous of this kid's Christmas Xbox system. We're sure Clark Griswald is jealous, too.

It's like Michael Jackson's was reincarnated into a chubby kid who can't sing. How adorable.

Ugh. We identify too much with this. Too much. We are crying right now. Crying. We hope you, too, can feel his pain if you're not fat. Today, we're all fat kids.

This driver should be celebrated for being the Douchiest Douchebag In The Entire World.

Watching random people get hurt to touching music really makes our day. It's the perfect combination, like peanut butter and chocolate.

Don't laugh. We're all obsessed with Vanessa Hudgens.

When Michael Jackson died, his soul went into this small child. The kid is now a very talented...but hopefully headed down a different path. Say No to Propofol!!!!

That kid could should be sent to slammer for beating his buddy. Or just given the death penalty. Kids just can't get away with this anymore.

Watch this guy beat the crap out of these little kids. Kung Fu really does work!