Courtesy of John Nolan...this guy is incredible.

Not every celebrity sex tape listed, was released to the public. For good reason, who wants to see John Edwards go at it?

She really knows how to use that face of hers.

John McCain's reaction to the Dramatic Gopher crawling up his butt.

The Republicans are just pissed off because Barack is a better singer than Rick Astley.

Barack Obama better watch out. John McCain will break his face with his muscles.

He reccomends a tall boy when using your driver.

It's adorable the way they make his small doggie brain struggle to acquire the food he needs to live.

The epitome of the American Dream in 2008.

When the priest looks like he'd understand, you should probably run.

The only man that could fill John Bonham's shoes.

More exciting than a John Tesh album.

This probably won't help John Madden get on a plane anytime soon.

The disturbance this student caused at John Kerry's speech is part of why he was tasered. Calling cops "Bro" and not "Sir" had something to do with it also. They hate that.

John Madden claims he wanted to make video games more realistic. Watching this clip of Bo Jackson go crazy all over the field reminds us he took the fun out.

John Mayer busts out some sweet "Chocolate Rain" lyrics to the tune of Nelly Furtado's "Say it Right"

This is one of the weirdest music videos I've ever seen. S&M face torture set to fun, adorable pop by singer Sia. Enjoy with friends!

Stamos appeared on a British morning show, unshaven and apparently SLOSHED, but blamed it on "jet lag," which I'm guessing is the name of a delicious new vodka in England.

"Illegal Aliens" is as big of a B-movie as you can get. And Chyna Doll's performance is worthy of a John Waters film!

At a conservative political conference, the world's biggest tranny bitch, Ann Coulter, called John Edwards a bundle of sticks. The Fox network doesn't even care.