Lulu does not tolerate fake cats.

This is why parents should spank.

Courtesy of John Nolan...this guy is incredible.

Not every celebrity sex tape listed, was released to the public. For good reason, who wants to see John Edwards go at it?

Tiger Woods has a new credit card sponsor that doesn't care about his sluttiness. The BastardCard.

These South Korean soccer fans have serious skills...they managed to do this, not by holding up cards, but with their clothing.

Wow. What a dick.

She really knows how to use that face of hers.

John McCain's reaction to the Dramatic Gopher crawling up his butt.

The Republicans are just pissed off because Barack is a better singer than Rick Astley.

Barack Obama better watch out. John McCain will break his face with his muscles.

He reccomends a tall boy when using your driver.

Last night on Idol Paula became flustered when trying to read her note cards, you'll understand why when you see what was written.

The epitome of the American Dream in 2008.

The only man that could fill John Bonham's shoes.

More exciting than a John Tesh album.

This probably won't help John Madden get on a plane anytime soon.

The disturbance this student caused at John Kerry's speech is part of why he was tasered. Calling cops "Bro" and not "Sir" had something to do with it also. They hate that.

John Madden claims he wanted to make video games more realistic. Watching this clip of Bo Jackson go crazy all over the field reminds us he took the fun out.

John Mayer busts out some sweet "Chocolate Rain" lyrics to the tune of Nelly Furtado's "Say it Right"