The voice of Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, is robo-calling people and telling them about the great wonders of Scientology.

Milli Vanilli and Ashlee Simpson welcome you to the club, unknown foreign band.

Homer Simpson takes a photo everyday for 39 years, thus usurping Noah by a solid 33 years.

Jessica Chobot, video game hottie/nerd, shows us all Korea's dirty little secret for getting clean. The soap knob.

Jessica is the world's fattest child – and American. It's bizarre that this news story is done by German television, but it just makes me think of that chocolate-loving foreign exchange student on the Simpsons, and I giggle. P.S., you'll probably recognize her sofa-dance.

Homer Simpson battles Family Guy's Peter Griffin in a video game! Techy shtuff: This is a recording of MUGEN, a 2D fighting game engine for the PC.

Some awesome footage of Jessica Alba's photoshoot for the newest issue of GQ. Apparently they think she's pretty or something.

Two of the best butts in the business get friendly at the Golden Globes. Thank you, Access Hollywood.

Jessica Alba, Topher Grace and Flava Flav star in this award-worthy promo for the '06 Mtv Movie Awards.

Some perv at a Jessica Simpson concert decided to just film her mooseknuckle. Now we reap the benefits.

Check out Jessica Simpson's new music video "Public Affair." It's filled with celebrities and boobs.

See Ashlee Simpson act like a drunken retard. Sadly, she doesn’t do a hoedown in this video.

Here is proof that Jessica Simpson has some of the bounciest boobs in Hollywood.