You thought Juaquin Pheonix was bad, you got to check some of these out!

A moment of silence, please, as we honor Pam Anderson and the celebrities who followed in her (stretched out) footsteps with this tribute to celebrity sex tapes.

This will give us nightmares until the end of time.

With all the camera's around them, you'd think celebrities would be careful not to trip. But we've got the video to show, famous people fall.

So much time, effort and sheer determination went into this video it's a wonder it didn't make the internet explode.

It's the anthem of the internet, grunge-ified.

Here are some of the craziest celebrity trainwrecks caught on video. Thank goodness for stupid celebs + technology.

The Keyboard Cat vs. Julie. Like the entire internet, all we want to know is who the hell is Julie?

On Mother's Day watch some of the worst celebrity parents ever caught on tape. You'll be grateful yours aren't famous.

Celebrities lucky enough to be parodied on South Park (Kanye West, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears), are awesome...or idiots.

Paris Hilton, Amy Winehouse, Lindsay Lohan and the other celebrities stupid enough to be filmed taking drugs.

Here's Eminem's new video, where he makes fun of every celebrity that you love to hate.

Christian Bale can hardly contain himself when it comes to the biggest internet video screw ups of all time.

As always, the Japanese make everything Internet-funny.

You can dance to this while sliding down the tubes.

The internet's favorite little French girl is back with another EPIC story.

Some celebrities will do anything to get in the spotlight, including Shrek. Yes, it’s the sex tape you’ve all been waiting for – The Shrek Sex Tape.

A man falls unexpectedly; another man expectedly posts it on the internet.

Watch while these celebrities make fools of themselves just for a few extra bucks.

Referee Sergei Shmolik was drunk while officiating a Belarus league match, he's now officially the most famous Belurusian on the internet.