In an alternate universe there is no world hunger and Lohan and Tyra Banks did not become cracked out whores. Enjoy this clip from when the dream was still alive.

"Little Wings" as performed by Mark Gormley is an audio treat on its own. Add in a mustache, dance moves, and a green screen and well its just art.

Slowly and calmly, this moron tries to rob a bank in front of the bank's security guard. A slaphappy game of grab ass ensues.

Even though the idiots at Entourage have tried to ruin Gary Busey and turn him into a gimmick, Busey in the wild is still a magical thing. Enjoy.

Here's the gorilla-Phil Collins-Cadbury chocolate mash-up you've been waiting for. What you weren't expecting this? Well the Internet says you're welcome anyways.

A classic bit from Rowan Atkinson's stand-up routine reminds us all stand-up can be great in spite of what Dane Cook has done to the art.

Racism, abortion, underage drinking, serial killing, homeless people, etc. Hey those are some of our favorites too! New season starts September 13th on FX.

To sell Halo3 in the states just give us violence. Korea went with Master Chief punching a dinosaur and dancing on the subway. Way to go Korea!

Watching that annoying kid get hit with the skateboard in slow motion makes a pretty obvious connection. Fat kids are kind of like big whales.

How do you know your summer is over, over over? That guy with all the eyeliner covers the "song of the summer" and officially puts the last nail in the coffin.

This is far better than any of the thousand posthumous Tupac releases. Lets hope James left more internet treats in his vault.

Nothing beats asking the weatherman, in his sandals, to help act out sex solicitation before Law & Order can beat you to the punch. Everybody pile on Senator Craig!

In this commercial for hair gel in Japan, Orlando solves an amazing number of problems with just his hair. Unfortunately there is no way to reclaim dignity...

Maybe she wasn't entirely brain dead when she gave the answer heard 'round the net. Maybe she was just remembering how hot she looked in the bikini.

There she is, the dumbest blonde in the universe. There she is, proving stereotypes can come true.

The greastest competition since MXC has come ashore with a new episode. The contestants are obviously in on the joke but it still delivers the way only Japan can.

In the year 1993... 14 years have passed and neither Conan's hair or funny have changed. If you claim to have been a fan since this episode you’re probably a liar.

Ted Nugent's three favorite things in no particular order are guns, music and ignorance. Music never came into the picture except for "Cat Scratch Fever".

Microsoft is a pretty popular punching bag these days in i-culture. Luckily while apple fanboys make these videos, Bill can dry his tears in his sacks of money.

"America's Got Talent" but Germany's got the Hoff. We're obviously jealous as he had a starring role in the finale of the show.