Proving once again that if New Jersey is the armpit of America, Philadelphia is that part near your scrotum that you never wash. Is that harsh?

Celebrities lucky enough to be parodied on South Park (Kanye West, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears), are awesome...or idiots.

Politics is funny when idiots are involved.

Did you know babies are total idiots and have no idea lemons taste sour?

Even though the idiots at Entourage have tried to ruin Gary Busey and turn him into a gimmick, Busey in the wild is still a magical thing. Enjoy.

What happens when a mob of Mac fan-boys are in line for the iPhone, and a reporter interviews one of four people in the country with the gadget? Why some moron comes along, that's what.

Is Jack Cafferty an idiot? Wolf Blitzer says "yes."

Watch this guy mistake a butterfly for a horse. Yes, you've read that right. Home shopping hosts are geniuses!

What kind of asshat accidently throws away his World Cup Tickets? Are all Germans this stupid?

How does Kill Bill sound with Super Mario Bros. sounds? See for yourself, idiot.

Celebrities make lots of money by making commercials outside the United States. They also make themselves look like idiots. Tumor!

Instead of reporting live and on location, maybe reporters should just rent a soundstage and create locations that are less unpredictable.

Watch a bunch of grown up idiots dance like those funny people in all those Bollywood movies.