For eight thousand dollars you can spend another 30 minutes sitting on your couch watching reruns.
No one should ever be penalized for leaving the ice and completely leveling their opponent. If anything they should rewarded for making hockey watch able.
Son where's your ice cream? "Well Louis C.K. stole it, ran away, and then...oh you'll never believe me..." I don't even believe the part about you knowing Louis C.K.
What's more embarrassing? The fall, the devastating silence after she lands on her head, the pity-applause they get afterwards, or the Wham song they did their routine to?
Don't let a nice rack and your desire for phallic ice cream snacks distract you from the reality of a hot chick.
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