Still looking for the section of the rulebook that says a college football player may not give an opponent "the business". If you find it let us know.

Even if you've got your very own Hattori Hanzo, don't forget to take your cold medicine.

Never did listen to the lyrics other than "Duck Tales, Woo Hoo", guess it all kind of makes sense.

This commercial is a promise that Chuck Norris will be Mike Huckabee's running mate right?

Tracy Morgan is a non-stop comedic genius; he combines the jokes of a 12 year old with the delivery of an alcoholic like no other.

It's hard to explain why you should watch this video, lets just say Canada is serious about work place safety.

A reputation for war mongering and biased patriotism?? Seems more like it’s just a sexy party over at Fox News. Awesome!

When the last episode of The Office this year airs, thanks to the writers strike, hopefully this song from Jan about her "cat" will keep you warm.

He's a former detective, and well it’s not too hard to imagine a scenario in which he may have been fired.

There's nothing that will get writers back to work quicker than the threat this possible "TV show" poses to the American psyche.

The dancers and choreographers associated with Britney's VMA performance are worried they'll never work again. P.S. "Brit's" a ginger!

That Cadbury Gorilla was great and all but if we're serious about replacing Phil Collins what is better than a girl in a Wonderbra?

No son, that's just a transvestite.

Looking to "spice" up a boring New Mexico State football game, ESPN sent Rob Stone to try out the world's hottest chili pepper. It makes Rob cry.

Yes, Guinness is worth the wait of a slow pour but is it really worth trashing a small village?

This probably won't help John Madden get on a plane anytime soon.

In the new DS game "Spanish For Everyone", a boy's DS is stolen by a Mexican boy who heads for the border with his cop-fleeing dad . It actually gets weirder.

How could a bra possibly be the most convenient place to store chopsticks? Why ask questions?

Pete Doherty proves one of two things in this video; he is immortal or he's cooking frosted flakes not heroin.

Two months late Ron Jeremy has found the one thing more socially degrading than a career in porn and that is a bad parody of Britney's VMA debacle.