There's not much else to do in captivity really.

Take a step back in time when Run wasn't preaching on reality TV, back to a time when all he wanted was Mom's macaroni and cheese.

How long do you think he and his friends giggled like schoolgirls saying "Are you gonna do it? really? you're gonna do it? OMG OMG"

Homer Simpson takes a photo everyday for 39 years, thus usurping Noah by a solid 33 years.

We’ve found out what Bill Murray really said to Scarlett Johansson at the end of Lost in Translation.

Bet that cow really appreciates such a practical use of its resources.

Malcolm Middleton sings "We're All Going to Die" and brings a holiday anthem to the masses (who are alone and depressed apparently).

Santa would put it under your tree but you were too busy being drunk to buy one.

Special attention should be paid to how quick the PA plays "I Believe I Can Fly", it's like he was waiting all season for this to happen.

It's debatable, he may just be a method actor, guy plays a stoner in almost everything.

No, no, it wasn't Hillary, she's not a "real" robot.

McConaughey is available to lighten the mood and tell you to keep on "livin'" at funerals across America. He does require a small fee to keep his shirt on.

Sean Connery wishes Alex a speedy recovery.

Dewey Cox & The Hard Walkers played "Rehab" and other Cox "classics" on a tour stop in Nashville. This is becoming more realistic than "Ray".

That is one hell of a trick and also probably pretty practical in his village.

Gob Bluth could have performed amazing illusions set to this version.

Is it a duet if it's with yourself?

In solidarity with the WGA, pets are refusing to do anything adorable on camera. Wonder if porn stars will join and stop being slutty on camera. Probably not.

This is a tear jerker...and a heart warmer. It's a remarkable phone call from a 12-yr-old boy to a Houston radio station.

Tay Zonday seems to be getting the ladies and the paper. Congratulations Internet!