Cops need to be cool under pressure but casually crossing the street as a racecar buzzes your ass is beyond the call of duty.

The fact that a couple of balloons can bring soccer to a screeching halt is reason enough why the Super Bowl this weekend is where real "Football" is played.

The rumors of a NKOTB reunion have caused many to dial their 1-900 numbah to rembah the time when they were wicked awesome.

Between a Schwarzenegger soundboard prank and the "Who Let The Dogs?" scandal, is Mitt running for president in Y2K? Dude is behind the times.

Check out a clip from Alfred Hitchcock's new movie, Psycho Britney!

Some lonely boy with a love of Robert Smith composed a touching tribute to Mr. Ledger.

The hacker group Anonymous wants to destroy Tom Cruise now.

Colbert Report writers mock CodePink protesters at a mock congressional hearing mocking the writers' strike.

Milli Vanilli and Ashlee Simpson welcome you to the club, unknown foreign band.

"Skyscraper stumbling" was a common pastime for drunks after they left the speakeasy.

You know those stunts you saw in the movie? They were done with wires and computers, not with super powers from a spider bite.

Putting a refrigerator next to your couch would be too complicated.

What's more American than a 222 lb. cheeseburger?

They tried to make her go to rehab, but she said no, no, no, tape me smoking crack and sell it to the press instead.

How many Candians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The owner adds one balloon every time his dog wants to eat.

Evangeline Lily used to do commercials for a phone-date hotline. It makes unemployed insomniac TV-addicts seem less... desperate. No, not really.

Jamie Lynn has taken it upon herself to go on the web and research what it will be like to be pregnant and have a baby. It's gross!

Tom Cruise even crazier! Hip hop like you’ve never wanted to hear it!

Craig Ferguson made the bold move to mock Tom Cruise's Scientology scandal, he should probably have someone else start his car for a while.